b-sides from pop songs for guitar, drums, and cégeste.
b-sides, everybody loves b-sides. especially b-sides that are covers. yes, there's a reason they didn't make the album, but they're free. 99¢ PER DOWNLOAD. PLEASE REGISTER AT eMUSIC.COM™/ iTUNES LTD./ MONOCULTURE MEDIA INC. (YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NO. WILL BE YOUR USERNAME).

"anything but ordinary" (as performed by Avril Lavigne)
if only they bought liz phair songs this good.

"daytona five hundred" (as performed by Ghostface Killah)
the second song i've recorded mentioning the RZA.

"poupée de cire, poupée de son" (as performed by France Gall)
when i was in college, a professor told me that learning to sing songs is the best way to pick up a foreign language.

"the nice guy argument" (as performed by Tej Leo(?), Rx/Pharmacists)
some of my best friends are corporate scum.

"too bad about your girl" (as performed by The Donnas)
stretching the appropriateness of the twee genre and, in the process, answering the question how twee is too twee once and for all.